I have the coolest idea for a video game: America's national monuments have come to life and started a campaign of destruction across the United States. Mount Rushmore has started shooting fireballs out of its mouths. The redwoods are walking around a la J.R.R. Tolkien. The Statue of Liberty is ruling New York with an iron fist. Our only hope: the vengeful specter of James K. Polk, who must now battle his way across the country to Washington D.C. to face off against the animated statues of Lincoln and Jefferson in a fight to the death. I call it "Fifty-Four Forty, FIGHT!"
Okay, maybe the California sun is getting to me. I think I'm going to sit inside with a cold drink for a while.
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