Day 45- WBC to Picket Mars Hill? Dude, No Way.

Note: STOCK PHOTO!  This has not happened yet.

Total Mileage: 5,230

Song of the Day: Pearl Jam . . . just like, all of Pearl Jam.  After all, I am in Seattle.

Book of the Day: Confessions of a Reformission Rev. (Mark Driscoll)

Dude, I lucked out.  I could not have timed this better if I had planned for it.  An extra special thanks to Chris Breslin and Kate Flynn for bringing this to my attention.

Here is an excerpt from the Westboro Baptist Church's picket schedule:

Mars Hill Church in Auburn, WA    June 19, 2011  8:20 AM - 8:50 AM

WBC to picket the false prophet and blind lemmings at Mars Hill Whore House where they teach the lies that God love everyone and Jesus died for the sins of all of mankind.  You have caused the people to trust in lies to their destruction, and to your damnation.  Shame on you for calling yourself the Mars Hill Church!  False advertising doesn't come close!  Paul would turn over in his grave at your God-hating, Christ-rejecting lies!  You have a form of godliness, but you deny the power thereof.
This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.  For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.  (2 Tim. 2:1-5.)
WBC will speak the truth to you in love - as God defines "love".  We will tell you that, in fact, there is a standard God has set in this earth that He commands you obey.  Your disobedient sin is taking you to hell, and you must repent and mourn for your sins.  God does not love everyone - in fact, He hates the majority of mankind, and has purposed to send them to hell when they die.  You would know these things if you would pick up a Bible and actually READ THE WORDS!  Here's your duty:
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.  For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.  (Eccl. 12:13-14.)
How simple is that?  Now, just do it!

(http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html)

First of all, I think they got their Mars Hill Whore Houses confused.  Rob Bell is in Michigan.  He's the one with the controversial book about love that comes off kind of universalist when held unopened in a certain light.  Also, Rob Bell's blind lemmings were some of the friendliest people I've ever worshiped with, and, now that I think about it, "Rob Bell's Blind Lemmings" would also be a phenomenal band name.  Mark Driscoll on the other hand is a proud Calvinist, even though he isn't quite on board with all five points and doesn't believe in double predestination (which I don't either, so we're good).  Mark is also a staunch opponent of homosexuality, and while I don't really agree with him there, I respect his opinion and acknowledge his views as biblically-based.  I seriously think Westboro got their churches mixed up, but since they're here, I might as well swing by and try to talk to some people.  I'll probably leave my "Haters Gonna Hate" sign in the trunk of my car unless it just turns out to be really needed.  Of course, I may also miss the early service at Mars Hill's Ballard campus if I do this, but I'll still be able to catch the 11:15.

Mark Driscoll has already responded to the protest in his characteristically sarcasm-laden fashion, and even though some of the things he says are backhanded enough to make me cringe a bit, I have to respect his continued emphasis on the love of Christ and his offer of free donuts and coffee.  Be warned though: three-letter F-word is back in play:

Maybe they're protesting because he's clearly a Disney enabler.

This Sunday, the infamous Westboro “Baptist” “Church” (WBC) is scheduled to picket our Federal Way campus in Auburn. You can find more about WBC from their very loving and gracious website, affectionately titled, godhatesfags.com.

More of a dysfunctional family of religious lawyers than a church, WBC is led by Fred Phelps, who founded the church in 1955. The “church” comprises mostly his family of roughly 70 people.

Jon Stewart once said, “The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church’s Fried Chicken is a church.” Instead, they’re more of a political hate group who use the name of God to advance their agenda. For the most part, they are self-funded, but they also receive funding from lawsuits.

Doctrinally, they are extreme five-point Calvinists, or what I like to call Crazy Calvinists. They basically believe the underlying message of the Bible is one of God’s hatred and wrath against humankind, and that the Bible is properly interpreted through that filter. Therefore, they believe all mentions of God’s love in the Bible are in reference to God’s Christian elect and not applicable in any way to others outside God’s elect—pretty much a cosmic game of Duck, Duck, Damned.

They also believe that, as they wrote in a memo from 2002, that, “Wherever you find organized Christianity in the New Testament, you find it in the form of a visible, local church…with a pastor who preaches the five points of Calvinism as the only gospel,” which is curious since John Calvin wasn’t born until some 1,500 years after Jesus and the formation of the Christian church.

The “church” pickets up to six locations per day, and up to 15 locations on Sundays. By their own account, they’ve conducted over 45,000 pickets in 50 states and 500 cities including the funerals of dead soldiers. It is estimated they spend around $250,000 per year on picketing.

Explaining their pickets, they say, “We display large, colorful signs containing Bible words and sentiments, including: GOD HATES FAGS, FAGS HATE GOD, AIDS CURES FAGS, THANK GOD FOR AIDS, FAGS BURN IN HELL, GOD IS NOT MOCKED, FAGS ARE NATURE FREAKS, GOD GAVE FAGS UP, NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR FAGS, FAGS DOOM NATIONS, THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS, FAG TROOPS, GOD BLEW UP THE TROOPS, GOD HATES AMERICA, AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD IS DOOMED, etc.”

Oh, and while we’re at it, they think that President Obama is likely the beast from Revelation. You cannot make this stuff up. For people who likely do not drink, they hide it well.

WBC says the reason they’ll be at Mars Hill Church is, “To picket the false prophet and blind lemmings at Mars Hill Whore House where they teach the lies that God love [sic] everyone and Jesus died for the sins of all of mankind. You have caused the people to trust in lies to their destruction, and to your damnation. Shame on you for calling yourself the Mars Hill Church! False advertising doesn’t come close! Paul would turn over in his grave at your God-hating, Christ-rejecting lies! You have a form of godliness, but you deny the power thereof…WBC will speak the truth to you in love—as God defines ‘love’. We will tell you that, in fact, there is a standard God has set in this earth that He commands you obey. Your disobedient sin is taking you to hell, and you must repent and mourn for your sins. God does not love everyone—in fact, He hates the majority of mankind, and has purposed to send them to hell when they die. You would know these things if you would pick up a Bible and actually READ THE WORDS!”

The whole ”read-the-words” of the Bible thingy is actually pretty good advice. And in reading the Bible, we see that it says everyone is loved by God, and though not everyone is saved, anyone who turns from sin and trusts in Jesus will receive eternal life. Additionally, we know that it’s not God’s hatred that leads people to repentance but instead his kindness (Romans 2:4). Here are some Scriptures that speak plainly about God’s love for people:

• John 1:29: “John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, ‘Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world!’”
• John 3:16–17: “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.”
• 1 Tim. 2:3–6: “God our Savior, who wants all men to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth. For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself as a ransom for all men…”
• 2 Peter 3:9: “He [God] is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.”

Jesus Christ also said we should “love our neighbors” and even “love our enemies.”

So, Fred and WBC, on Jesus’s behalf, this false prophet and the blind lemmings at our “Whore House” welcome you in love.

The sermon next Sunday will be from Luke’s Gospel on how God saved a really bad man named Zacchaeus and how the self-righteous, holier-than-thou religious folks who saw Jesus lovingly befriend him stood around complaining and grumbling—or basically picketing the love of God.

In the providence of God, we call that a funny coincidence. If you make it, we’ll also give you free copies of my book, Doctrine, so you can learn what the Bible says about who God actually is, and we’ll also provide fresh donuts and free coffee, along with smiles and chuckles.

Sadly, I won’t be able to make the party. This false prophet will be at his son’s baseball tournament, enjoying time with his wife and five kids. Happy Father’s Day!

Pastor Mark Driscoll

Mars Hill Church

(http://blog.marshillchurch.org/2011/06/16/westboro-baptist-church-this-false-prophet-and-his-blind-lemmings-welcome-you-to-our-whore-house-for-god%E2%80%99s-grace-and-free-donuts/)



Yep, this ought to be interesting.  Also, if he really is giving those books out for free, I might just have to snag one.  Maybe I can even get a signature when I try to get a few more of Mark's thoughts on church planting after the service at Ballard.  Of course, speaking of his thoughts on church planting, I need to finish editing yesterday's post.

Peace and Blessings,
Tom


PS-- Just watched another Mark Driscoll video, and maybe they're mad at him about this kind of stuff.  A God who brings joy and disparages rules is definitely not the Westboro M.O.